So. I was way off the mark with that whole "fourteen hours" thing. You know me - I was being ridiculous. In fact, it took us TWENTY-FIVE HOURS. And since I adore SUVs, traffic, and potholes, having so much time to enjoy them was extra special for me.
Day 1Since we didn't make the flight, our group decided to rent a second vehicle. By noon, we were finally leaving "Redlight", a bustling, muddy neighborhood so named for being one of the few in Monrovia with a traffic light.

The first nine hours passed mostly without event. But then at about 8 pm, we stopped just before a hill, where at least three trucks were trapped in the mud. On a side road that had just been cut through the brush, a jeep was being dug out by at least a dozen boys and men using their hands and a couple shovels. One actually sported a reflective vest, as though he worked at the Ministry of Public Works, or maybe was about to go for a jog. For the next three hours, we waited while the jeep moved a few feet, and then had to be dug out. A few feet, and then more digging. Wheels spinning, men digging.
While we waited Bill, our driver, pulled
a machete out of the storage compartment of our Nissan Patrol, "because we're in unfamiliar territory."
?!?!?!
Three hours later, it was our turn. With much revving, some leaning forward, and a bit of praying, we made it!
Here are the boys and men digging us out:

As we pulled out of the bush, we passed a couple huts and then suddenly pulled up to a makeshift gate in the road. A few of the boys stood guard. Bill rolled down the window and started shouting, "We all the same team. Boss man behind us! Two cars, all together!" Pee We [sic] our Liberian finance guy, had been supervising the digging and had then been obligated to negotiate with the workers.
We had already been planning to pay them something for their efforts, but hadn't realized that it would be quite so...formal.
The rest of the night was long, but uneventful. Astonishingly, as soon as we reached Zwedru, we found paved, concrete roads. Apparently, ex-President Charles Taylor (now on trial in The Hague for his role in Sierra Leone's civil war) had made sure his hometown had it real good. At 3 AM, we were finally in bed, at a run down guest house.
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